October 2009
balloon boy:
just barfed on live television!
he is my hero. hahahahaha!
i love how everyone pretends that it didn’t happen, except the camera man..
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Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML
hahahahaha
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